The Twilight Fun Blog: Jacquel, You're OLD!!!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Jacquel, You're OLD!!!

Me: Well, it's my birthday today, so I'm gonna be living it up!

Sam: But what about us?

Me: I know what you want, Sam, and guess what? It's not gonna happen!

Sam: Awww, no fair! How come you get to have a sex scene with Jasper in one of your stories and we can't do it at all in real life?

Me: Because you're a bunch of horny wolves and #2, I'm not sure if Carlisle is going to like it if he finds out that you want to have sex with me.

Carlisle: Because I don't! Now, Sam, unless you want me to pull the plug on her being on your show, I suggest that you better keep things between you and her professional.

Paul: Awww...but that's no fun! It's her birthday, she can do whatever she wants!

Jared: Only for 24 hours.

Paul: She needs to be with us and not you.

Sam: You Cullens keep cramping our style.

Paul: And besides, it's just one day...what could possibly go wrong?

Jacob: EVERYTHING! Such as Renesmee finding out and killing me even more, or those idiots who dared to put those videos of us and her making out all over the Internet.

Quil: Those videos almost ruined my reputation.

Embry: Not to mention that I've got scores of uncles and aunts on the Makah reservation who saw that and nearly swooned.

Jacob: My father threatened to sue the people who owned the website unless they were taken down.

Carlisle: And that's why I won't allow you and her to do any making out! Jacquelyn Claire is a respectable member of the Cullen family and you will NOT be ruining her reputation with your antics at all!

Jacob: Why you gotta be all mean to us? We're just gonna take her out for the day.

Seth: And besides, it's not all make-out; we're just gonna stay home and watch movies. If that's OK with Emmett here...

Emmett: Sure! If the movies that they watch are going to be superhero movies!

Rosalie: I hate superhero movies!

Me: Well, too bad because you're going to be watching them today! In fact, EVERYONE'S going to be watching superhero movies today! (everyone cheers)

Rosalie: Well, I'm out! Come back when you all decide to be mature! (she leaves)

Me: OK, since she wants to be like that, then I say let her. But we're gonna have some fun today! (pulls out DVDs) We'll start off with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, then Thor, then X-Men: First Class, Transformers: Dark of the Moon...

Jasper: Wasn't it supposed to be "Dark Side of the Moon"?

Seth: Yeah, but Pink Floyd threatened to sue Michael Bay unless he changed the title of the movie. Plus since Megan Fox isn't in this one, I'm not sure if I want to watch it.

Me: And last but not least, we finish off with Captain America...

Emmett: Oh heck yeah! Captain America rocks!!!

Me: Thank you very much, Emmett; I'm sure they already know that. Any questions?

All: GET ON WITH THE MOVIES!!!

Me: OK then! (sets up DVD. everyone takes their seats in the lving room and I turn the TV on)

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